1 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,233 Oh, Mr. Brown. 2 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:41,400 Is this some more jumble for our school fete? 3 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,600 Yes, just a few things my students brought in. 4 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:47,300 What are these? 5 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,433 Sikh underwear from Ranjeet. 6 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:52,167 Oh, well, I suppose we can always ask the needlework class 7 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:54,600 to sew up the flies and take a bit off the legs 8 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:57,567 and put them in as a pair of football shorts. 9 00:00:57,667 --> 00:01:02,867 "Thoughts of Mao", no need to ask where that came from. 10 00:01:02,967 --> 00:01:04,000 Danielle? 11 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,900 Max. 12 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,333 I beg your pardon? 13 00:01:08,433 --> 00:01:09,833 He swears he found it in his pocket 14 00:01:09,933 --> 00:01:12,067 and has no idea how it got there. 15 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:13,467 Likely story. 16 00:01:13,567 --> 00:01:15,300 Well, you'd better bring this along to my office later 17 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,033 and we'll locked up with all the rest of the staff 18 00:01:17,133 --> 00:01:17,933 until Saturday. 19 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:18,900 Very well. 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,067 By the way, we've got one. 21 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:22,267 One what? 22 00:01:22,367 --> 00:01:23,400 Don't you ever read the notice board? 23 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,667 Well I don't get a lot of time-- 24 00:01:24,767 --> 00:01:26,200 Obviously not. 25 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:28,167 There has been a notice on the board for the past two weeks 26 00:01:28,267 --> 00:01:30,667 to the effect that we were hoping to get a celebrity 27 00:01:30,767 --> 00:01:31,967 to open our school fete. 28 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:33,133 Oh, yes, I remember now. 29 00:01:33,233 --> 00:01:34,067 Who have you got? 30 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:36,067 Robert Dougall. 31 00:01:36,167 --> 00:01:38,333 You remember, he used to read the news. 32 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:41,233 I've got the art class making stickers with his name 33 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:42,667 on to put across the posters. 34 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,100 Buenes noches, senora. 35 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,000 Ah, good evening, Mr. Cervantes. 36 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:50,467 How's your English? 37 00:01:50,567 --> 00:01:51,467 Por favor? 38 00:01:51,567 --> 00:01:53,600 Your English. 39 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:57,333 You're English, me Spanish. 40 00:01:57,433 --> 00:01:58,700 Sorry I asked. 41 00:02:03,033 --> 00:02:04,367 Where are the others? 42 00:02:04,467 --> 00:02:06,300 - Everybody's coming pronto. - Oh, good. 43 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:10,667 I come first to talk, how you say, hombre to hombre. 44 00:02:10,767 --> 00:02:12,400 Man to man. 45 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,367 So right. 46 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,633 I have meet a beautiful senorita. 47 00:02:15,733 --> 00:02:16,600 No, no, no. 48 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:19,933 I have met a beautiful girl. 49 00:02:20,033 --> 00:02:21,667 Just like me. What's her name? 50 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:22,600 No, no, no. 51 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:23,767 I haven't met anyone. 52 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:25,533 I was merely correcting your English. 53 00:02:25,633 --> 00:02:26,433 Spanish. 54 00:02:26,533 --> 00:02:27,400 Yes, why-- 55 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,133 Eh, it's all right, it's all right. 56 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:31,433 Well, I want to take Rita-- 57 00:02:31,533 --> 00:02:34,433 that's her name-- away for the weekend holiday. 58 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:37,400 But she lives with her mother and she think maybe her mother 59 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,933 not let her come away with me. What can I do? 60 00:02:40,033 --> 00:02:41,333 Why don't you ask her mother? 61 00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:43,533 I don't want to go away with her mother. 62 00:02:43,633 --> 00:02:46,667 Ask Rita's mother if you can go away with her on holiday. 63 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,000 You think she say yes? 64 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:48,933 I have no idea. 65 00:02:49,033 --> 00:02:50,333 What are your intentions? 66 00:02:50,433 --> 00:02:51,867 Por favor? 67 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:53,133 I'll be blunt. 68 00:02:53,233 --> 00:02:54,900 Are you hoping to get Rita into your room? 69 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:55,867 No. 70 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:56,767 Good. 71 00:02:56,867 --> 00:02:57,733 Not my room. 72 00:02:57,833 --> 00:02:58,633 Her room. 73 00:02:58,733 --> 00:03:00,300 I only book one room. 74 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,300 Yeah, well, in that case, I can't help you. 75 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,967 You'll just have to make your own decision. 76 00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:06,067 All right. 77 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:10,267 Excuse, please. 78 00:03:10,367 --> 00:03:12,567 I am buying you a cup of tea. 79 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:15,333 Oh, thank you, Ali. 80 00:03:15,433 --> 00:03:17,467 I am buying you a chocolate biscuit. 81 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:19,100 Oh, thank you, Ranjeet. 82 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,000 Unfortunately, while I'm coming from the canteen, 83 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:24,800 I am eating it. 84 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:25,800 Yeah, well, never mind. 85 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:26,800 It's the thought that counts. 86 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:29,367 Cheers. 87 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:30,433 That's funny. 88 00:03:30,533 --> 00:03:31,267 What is it? 89 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:32,533 This tea tastes like coffee. 90 00:03:32,633 --> 00:03:33,433 Excuse, please. 91 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,033 It is tasting like coffee. 92 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:47,467 Oh, blimey. 93 00:03:47,567 --> 00:03:49,033 That is explaining it. 94 00:03:49,133 --> 00:03:50,333 Explaining what? 95 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:52,267 All the time I am being in the canteen, I'm 96 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:55,567 thinking my coffee is tasting like tea. 97 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:56,333 Yeah, well, never mind. 98 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:57,433 I didn't think I'll bother. 99 00:03:57,533 --> 00:03:58,567 Sit down everybody. 100 00:03:58,667 --> 00:04:03,033 All right, we've still got a lot to do tonight. 101 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:08,367 Max, would you put that cigar out, please. 102 00:04:08,467 --> 00:04:09,367 Sorry, boss. 103 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:10,667 Right, now before we go any further, 104 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:12,367 I want to talk to you about the school fete. 105 00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:14,100 We are looking forward to it. 106 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,033 Have they got someone famous to open it? 107 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:18,233 Yes, Robert Dougall. 108 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:19,567 Never heard of him. 109 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:23,300 I am be see him on television,.. 110 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:28,333 Dougal, Florence, and Zebedee. 111 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:30,367 Jamila, that's a doggy sort of Dougal. 112 00:04:30,467 --> 00:04:33,100 This is Robert Dougall who used to be a newsreader. 113 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,733 He's retired now. 114 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:36,800 No, that's no good. 115 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:39,800 It's much better to get somebody who reads the news now, 116 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:41,167 like that Angela rip-off. 117 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,300 Rippon. 118 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,433 Scusa. 119 00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:51,333 I am liking the other one better, Annie Mini. 120 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:52,700 Annie Mini. 121 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,533 She is reading the news on ITV. 122 00:04:55,633 --> 00:04:57,100 Anna Ford. 123 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,400 Wrong car. 124 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,467 Miss Courtney should have asked me. 125 00:05:02,567 --> 00:05:03,700 What for? 126 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,133 You're not famous. 127 00:05:05,233 --> 00:05:08,200 No, but I'm a big friend or famous man on television. 128 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:10,767 Another one of your fairies tales. 129 00:05:10,867 --> 00:05:12,133 It's true. 130 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:15,467 He's a big star of celebrity square eyes. 131 00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:18,667 Hey, it's not monkey house. 132 00:05:18,767 --> 00:05:19,567 No. 133 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,400 Willie Rushington. 134 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:22,333 No. 135 00:05:22,433 --> 00:05:23,233 The cockney man. 136 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:24,700 What, Arthur Mullard? 137 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,733 Yeah, that's him. 138 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:26,933 Do you know him well? 139 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:28,500 Like a brother. 140 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,567 He would have been very happy to come and help on the fete. 141 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:32,400 Well, it's too late now. 142 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,933 We've already got Mr. Dougall. 143 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:35,367 Now, what I would really like to know is what each of you 144 00:05:35,467 --> 00:05:36,933 are doing to help the fete to raise money. 145 00:05:37,033 --> 00:05:39,000 As you know, whatever we take goes to charity, 146 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,900 so we obviously want to make as much as we can. 147 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,633 With what we think of, we'll make a fortune. 148 00:05:43,733 --> 00:05:44,633 Good. 149 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:45,900 Tell me what you're doing, Anna. 150 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,833 Jamila and me, we bring some bathroom scales 151 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:51,833 and we charge 2p for one weighing. 152 00:05:51,933 --> 00:05:53,067 That's an excellent idea. 153 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:54,300 Ali, what are you doing? 154 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,700 Oh, Ranjeet and I having a very good game. 155 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:02,267 We are putting empty tins on a piece of wood, and for only 5p, 156 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:03,933 you can be throwing three ballies 157 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:06,567 to be knocking them down. 158 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:07,533 Are there any prizes? 159 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:08,867 Oh, yes, please. 160 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:10,767 If you are knocking three tins down, 161 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:12,200 you are winning one pound. 162 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:13,267 I don't want to worry you, Ali, 163 00:06:13,367 --> 00:06:14,867 you could lose money on that. 164 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:17,400 Oh, no, you are being mistaken. 165 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:20,567 Nobody is knocking down your one tin. 166 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:21,700 Why not? 167 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,133 We are nailing the tins to the piece of wood. 168 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:26,967 Very ingenious. 169 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:28,767 Juan, what are you doing? 170 00:06:28,867 --> 00:06:30,633 I make plenty money with Danielle. 171 00:06:30,733 --> 00:06:31,967 Yeah, but doing what? 172 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:33,267 Selling kisses. 173 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:35,400 Also, we have plenty fun. 174 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,567 How much are you selling your kisses for? 175 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:40,967 5p, 10p, and 15p. 176 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,067 What's the difference? 177 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:43,133 I show you. 178 00:06:47,433 --> 00:06:52,300 For 5p, you kiss on one cheek. 179 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:57,533 For 10p, you kiss on both cheeks. 180 00:06:57,633 --> 00:07:00,033 And for 15p-- 181 00:07:04,433 --> 00:07:08,133 Hey, I'll but one of them 15p kisses. 182 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:09,833 I no kiss you! 183 00:07:09,933 --> 00:07:11,100 Not you! 184 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,267 Danielle, you great Spanish.. 185 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:17,533 Hey, you don't speak to me like that, you macaroni face! 186 00:07:17,633 --> 00:07:18,367 That'll do. 187 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:21,000 Sit down and behave yourselves. 188 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,400 That means you. 189 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,933 All right. 190 00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:27,000 Now, Max, what have you in mind for Saturday? 191 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:28,933 I tell you. 192 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:31,700 The boss asked me to tell him. 193 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,267 We both a-tell him. 194 00:07:33,367 --> 00:07:35,467 OK. 195 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:37,033 We've got a great idea. 196 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:38,133 We got a great idea. 197 00:07:38,233 --> 00:07:39,067 Jammer jars. 198 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,833 Jammer jars. 199 00:07:40,933 --> 00:07:41,900 - Jam jars? - That's right. 200 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,167 That's right. 201 00:07:43,267 --> 00:07:44,533 You're beginning to sound like an echo, Max. 202 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:46,600 Do you have to repeat everything Giovanni says? 203 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,667 Sorry, boss. 204 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,367 First, we get the jam jars. 205 00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:51,633 First, we get the jam jars. 206 00:07:51,733 --> 00:07:52,900 Don't you start. 207 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,033 Scusa. 208 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:55,733 We put the jam jars on the floor-- 209 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:59,200 --and people try to throw 10p into a jam jar. 210 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:01,900 If they miss, we keep the 10p. 211 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 And if they get one in? 212 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:03,900 They win 5p. 213 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,400 We can't lose! 214 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,333 I don't think you'll get too many takers. 215 00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:10,300 Taro-- 216 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:13,700 Are you doing anything? 217 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,900 Yes. 218 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,467 Swappo shoppo. 219 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:17,267 Swappo whatto? 220 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:18,533 Oh, swap shop, oh yes. 221 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:19,667 Very good. 222 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,733 Mr. Brown, Miss Courtney asked me to remind 223 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:22,900 you to take the jumble in. 224 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,867 Oh, thank you, Sid. 225 00:08:23,967 --> 00:08:24,933 I'll be there straight away. 226 00:08:25,033 --> 00:08:26,067 Righto. 227 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:27,367 All right, I shan't be a minute. 228 00:08:27,467 --> 00:08:28,633 In the meantime, would you turn the page 130 229 00:08:28,733 --> 00:08:31,967 and study the chapter on clause analysis? 230 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:33,567 Max, would you clean the board? 231 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:34,500 OK, boss. 232 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,000 Oh, no. 233 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,667 Well, how awful! 234 00:08:41,767 --> 00:08:43,067 Are you sure? 235 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:45,467 Oh, dear. 236 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,433 Yes, well, thank you very much for telling me. 237 00:08:48,533 --> 00:08:50,600 Good bye. 238 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:51,600 Bad news? 239 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,167 Extremely. 240 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:54,767 Mr. Dougall has flu. 241 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,333 He is confined to bed. 242 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:57,200 Oh, great. 243 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,333 There goes our celebrity. 244 00:08:58,433 --> 00:08:59,467 Well, now what are we going to do? 245 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:01,667 We've got no one to open the fete. 246 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:02,700 Just a minute. 247 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,633 Max. 248 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:04,867 Max? 249 00:09:04,967 --> 00:09:06,967 The Greek? 250 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:09,400 He's not a celebrity. 251 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,367 No, no, no, no, but apparently he knows Arthur Mullard 252 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:12,967 Do you know the TV chappie? 253 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,700 Oh, yes, I think I know the one you mean. 254 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,733 Speaks a bit like Sidney. 255 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:17,700 That's him. 256 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:18,867 Oh, well. 257 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:20,567 I suppose beggars can't be choosers. 258 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:23,800 Do you think Mr. Papandrious could get this Mr. Mallard? 259 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:24,733 Mullard. 260 00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:26,200 Mullard, yes. 261 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,700 Why don't we go and ask him? 262 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,500 What a good idea, Mr. Brown. 263 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:35,067 All right, Max, I want a word with you. 264 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:40,667 I was telling Miss Courtney that you know Arthur Mullard. 265 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:46,167 Well, do you or don't you? 266 00:09:46,267 --> 00:09:48,200 Come on, speak up. 267 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,900 Max, how many times do I have to tell you. 268 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,167 Smoking is not allowed-- 269 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:57,433 Well never mind about that now, Mr. Brown. 270 00:09:57,533 --> 00:09:59,733 You know this Mr. Mullard really well, do you? 271 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,267 We are just like that. 272 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,633 He'd do anything for me. 273 00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:04,467 And you say be happy to open our fete? 274 00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:05,400 Sure he would. 275 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,067 Oh, I expect he's far too busy. 276 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:09,900 For me, he drop anything. 277 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,267 Good! 278 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:13,867 Then you can ask him to open our fete on Saturday. 279 00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:16,500 OK, I ask him to-- 280 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,833 what? 281 00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,167 Tell him to be there by 12:00. 282 00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:20,833 We will pay his expenses, of course. 283 00:10:20,933 --> 00:10:22,533 Oh, thank you, Mr. Papandrious. 284 00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:23,300 You have saved the day. 285 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,400 Now, come along, Mr. Brown. 286 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,167 Hey, what's the matter with you? 287 00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:34,700 You no look very happy. 288 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,533 I'm not very happy. 289 00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:37,533 Oh, blimey. 290 00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:39,467 I am thinking he's dropping clinker. 291 00:10:42,867 --> 00:10:45,100 Fairies tales, Max? 292 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,833 I did meet him-- 293 00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:48,500 once. 294 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,867 When? 295 00:10:49,967 --> 00:10:51,667 Two years ago. 296 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,300 I sat next to him on a bus. 297 00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:00,100 Hello, Glad. 298 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,667 Yeah, have you heard the news? 299 00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:02,633 Aye? 300 00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:04,233 They've got Arthur Mullard. 301 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,000 Why? 302 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,033 What's he done? 303 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,267 For the fete. 304 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,533 He's going to open the fete. 305 00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:10,333 Oh, yeah? 306 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:12,400 Yeah, I think he's lovely. 307 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,100 He's down at the Redline over the weekend, 308 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,467 pushing down a pile of pennies. 309 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:17,233 Do you think. 310 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,667 I can get his autograph? 311 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,333 You'd think they'd get someone who could speak a bit 312 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:21,967 better than him, wouldn't you? 313 00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:23,733 Well, what's the matter with the way he speaks? 314 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,133 He speaks just like you. 315 00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:27,300 He don't speak nothing like me. 316 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,000 He's common. 317 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,400 What are you going to do, Max? 318 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,767 What about? 319 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:37,467 About your great big celebrity friend that you do not know. 320 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:38,867 Nothing. 321 00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:41,733 You've got to do something, Max. 322 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:42,700 Don't worry. 323 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,567 I fix everything. 324 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:48,333 After class, I go to the pub and telephone Miss Courtney. 325 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:51,467 I tell her I just spoke to my good friend, Arthur, 326 00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:54,467 and he will be delighted to come and help in the fete. 327 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:57,500 Unfortunately, he's already engaged. 328 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,433 Why don't you tell us the truth? 329 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:01,567 I don't think he knows what truth means. 330 00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,400 Have you all been studying clause analysis? 331 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,400 Good. 332 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,333 Right. Books away, please. 333 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:13,067 All right, Ali, what is an adverbial clause? 334 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,300 Oh, Blimey. 335 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,033 Any body? 336 00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:19,267 All right, then, I suggest for your homework, 337 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:22,267 you all write out the chapter on clause analysis. 338 00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:24,800 All right, it's time to go now. 339 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,300 See you all at the fete on Saturday. 340 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,633 Max? 341 00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:32,900 Yes, boss? 342 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,100 When will you know about Arthur Mullard? 343 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,700 I go to phone him from pub now. 344 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,633 Right. 345 00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:39,067 Oh, listen, Max. 346 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,000 Use Miss Courtney's phone. 347 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:40,933 I'm sure she won't mind. 348 00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,000 Is OK, boss. 349 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,467 Much better if I phone from pub. 350 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,000 Yeah, well, will you let Miss Courtney and me know as 351 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,067 soon as you've spoken to him? 352 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,333 We'll be here for a while yet. 353 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,167 OK. 354 00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:50,867 What do you think of that, then,.. 355 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:52,700 That's very nice, Sid. 356 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,133 Going in for modeling, Sid? 357 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,533 No, just trying on the jacket. 358 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:57,733 Miss Courtney say everything on the row was a fiver. 359 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,133 And very reasonable. 360 00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:01,333 Can I pay you now, because I won't be at the fete. 361 00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,133 I don't see why not. 362 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,033 If we can't have first choice, who can? 363 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,333 Well, there's my fiver. 364 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,200 Right, I'll see Miss Courtney gets it later. 365 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,567 Will you be going to the fete, Gladys? 366 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:14,733 Oh, I wouldn't miss Arthur Mullard for anything. 367 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,067 Steady now, Arthur. 368 00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:18,833 We don't want it knocked down before Sunday. 369 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:20,433 No that wouldn't do, would it now? 370 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,667 Are you ready for another pint? 371 00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:23,700 Yes. 372 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,700 I'll be back in a minute. 373 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,400 I'm just going to the whatsit. 374 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:32,867 What you having? 375 00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:33,767 Half a pint. 376 00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:34,700 Okey dokey. 377 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,800 Two halves, please, miss. 378 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:39,467 And I'll have a pint of pig's ear. 379 00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,367 I thought you couldn't hear very well? 380 00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:42,167 Aye? 381 00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:44,933 He hears when he wants to. 382 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:48,300 Two halves and some pig's ears, please. 383 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,267 Hey, you'd better go phone Miss Courtney, huh? 384 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:51,333 OK. 385 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,233 Sid, have you got Miss Courtney's number? 386 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,000 Yes. 387 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,300 What do you want it for? 388 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,500 I've got to phone her about Arthur Mullard. 389 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,733 Oh, him? 390 00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,100 Yeah. 391 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,333 You know, Gladdie said I speak like what he does. 392 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,567 Yeah, that-- hey, wait a minute. 393 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,500 What? 394 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,867 I go an idea. 395 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,800 Yes, come over here. 396 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:07,933 Bring the drinks, Giovanni. 397 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,600 Okey dokey. 398 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,000 Will you make me a favor, Sid? 399 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,267 What sort of a favor? 400 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,067 What sort of a favor? 401 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,833 It's worth a quid. 402 00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:21,200 Yeah? 403 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,700 Who do you want? 404 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,633 Nothing like that. 405 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:24,800 No, no. 406 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,033 I want you to telephone Miss Courtney 407 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,767 and tell her that you are Arthur Mullard, 408 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,067 and that you won't be able to come and help in the fete. 409 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,500 I thought you was supposed to have fixed all that? 410 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,367 He's not fixed nothing. 411 00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:36,667 He doesn't even know this Arthur Mullard. 412 00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:38,967 Been opening your north and south again, have you? 413 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,200 Will you do it? 414 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,000 Ah, go on, for a quid, I'll do anything. 415 00:14:59,067 --> 00:14:59,867 Hello. 416 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,267 Hello, Miss Courtney. 417 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,167 Maximilian Papandrious here. 418 00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:04,667 I got Mr. Mullard to speak with you. 419 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,700 Hello. 420 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,300 Oh, good evening, Mr. Mullard. 421 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,267 It is kind of you to open our fete on Saturday. 422 00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:21,267 Yes, that's what I was phoning you about. 423 00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:23,200 We can't pay you a fee, but we will 424 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,600 pay your expenses, of course. 425 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,900 Say 50 pounds? 426 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,267 50 quid? 427 00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,433 Cash. 428 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:33,933 Oh, that's lovely. 429 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:37,200 What time would you like me to be there? 430 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,767 2:30. 431 00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:39,833 2:30? 432 00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:41,033 All right. 433 00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:42,800 I'll see you there on Saturday at 2:30. 434 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,567 Ta ta, Love. 435 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,967 What are you doing? 436 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,033 Are you crazy? 437 00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:50,200 She offered me 50 quid in cash. 438 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,233 Wrong. 439 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,233 She has offered that to Arthur Mullard. 440 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:55,300 Look everybody thinks I speak like him. 441 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,300 All I need is a bit of a disguise. 442 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,700 And a big pair of stilts. 443 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,000 It's not going to work, Sid. 444 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,433 You're not to fool nobody. 445 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:04,500 No, no. 446 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,467 Well, at least I tried to help, didn't I? 447 00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:07,400 Cheers. 448 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,567 I've got to get back. 449 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:25,833 I'm up the creek without a paddle. 450 00:16:25,933 --> 00:16:28,733 You're up the creek without even a boat. 451 00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,500 Santa Maria! 452 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,433 What's the matter? 453 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:46,100 Without turning around, who does the man at the bar 454 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,167 remind you of? 455 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:53,200 How can I see without turning around? 456 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,033 Just have a quick look. 457 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,633 No idea. 458 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,067 Arthur Mullard! 459 00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:08,100 Nothing like him. 460 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,767 Sure it is. 461 00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:12,133 I bet he'd fool a lot of people. 462 00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:15,067 Especially Miss Courtney. 463 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,633 Hey, you might be right. 464 00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:17,533 Come on. 465 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,767 Scusa. 466 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,267 Yes? 467 00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:29,900 Has anybody ever told you you look like Arthur Mullard? 468 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Arthur who? 469 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,467 Mullard. 470 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:34,700 He's on television. 471 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,167 I haven't got a television. 472 00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:38,233 Well, never mind. 473 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,367 What are you doing Saturday afternoon? 474 00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:42,500 Why? 475 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,700 We want you to impersonate Arthur Mullard. 476 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,733 What for? 477 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,200 It's just to open a fete. 478 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,400 It's for a very good cause. 479 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,600 Oh, I don't know. 480 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,067 Surely for a half hour. 481 00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,300 And you'll be paid. 482 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,367 How much? 483 00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:58,367 Two pounds 50. 484 00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,567 Two pounds 50? 485 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:01,667 Not bad, eh? 486 00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:03,933 Two pounds 50 for only half an hour's work. 487 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,467 Very generous. 488 00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,533 Is that the sort of money this Arthur Mullard gets? 489 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:11,200 Well, might be he gets a bit more. 490 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,100 Three pounds, maybe. 491 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,200 But you're just impersonating him. 492 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,367 Do you think I could do it? 493 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:18,267 Sure. 494 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:20,233 You look a bit like him. 495 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,467 Just speak a bit rougher. 496 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,367 Rougher? 497 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:27,500 This Arthur Mullard is very rough. 498 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,800 Is he? 499 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,367 He speaks just like a slob. 500 00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:32,567 A slob! 501 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,067 That's because he's thick. 502 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,900 I'll tell you something, curly! 503 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:37,800 What's that? 504 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,900 I am Arthur Mullard. 505 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:41,833 That's good! 506 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:44,500 He's getting into the part. 507 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,400 Lil? 508 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,800 Yes, Arthur? 509 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:50,433 Tell these two blokes who I am. 510 00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:51,433 Arthur Mullard. 511 00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:01,067 Holy ravioli. 512 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:04,000 He really is Arthur Mullard. 513 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,967 Slob, you called me. 514 00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,767 He didn't mean it. 515 00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:11,100 I mean. 516 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:16,367 You're a loud mouthed, ignorant spaghetti eating twit, 517 00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:19,067 and it's only my good nature that stops 518 00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:21,200 me from punching your head in. 519 00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:24,700 Mr. Mullard? 520 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,167 What? 521 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:28,767 Does this mean you won't be coming to open our fete? 522 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,167 You must be joking. 523 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,133 Now look what you've done, you and your big mouth! 524 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,800 My big mouth! What about your big mouth? 525 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,133 You started it. 526 00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,933 I tell you something. 527 00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:42,200 Arthur is right. 528 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:45,500 You are an ignorant, spaghetti eating twit. 529 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,033 Listen, Shorty, you get up off your knees and say that. 530 00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,000 Don't you speak to me like that! 531 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,900 Don't you push on me like that! 532 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,800 Ah, push off! 533 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,400 Is it raining in the office, Mr. Brown? 534 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,633 Hmm? No. 535 00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:06,033 What? 536 00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:07,000 I'm just checking it. 537 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,533 I'm thinking of buying this. 538 00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:10,533 You know that it is unlucky to put up an umbrella indoors? 539 00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:14,433 Well it's a good job I'm not superstitious. 540 00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:16,800 How's that? 541 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,067 Oh, very nice. 542 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,433 Well you can take those and hand them out. 543 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:20,667 Right. 544 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:24,200 Now I think it's time that we were all going home. 545 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,200 Oh, that's funny. - What is? 546 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,600 I don't seem To be able to find my coat. 547 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,567 Oh, I'll help you look. 548 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:30,500 What does it look like? 549 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,800 Well, it's a sort of tweed mixture 550 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,467 with fur around the cuffs. 551 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:34,767 And fur on the collar? 552 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:35,700 Yes. 553 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,900 Oh, dear. 554 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,467 What's the matter? 555 00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:42,100 I thought everything on this rail was for the jumble sale. 556 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,967 What have you done with my coat? 557 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,700 I'm afraid I sold it to Gladys for five pounds. 558 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,100 You've done what? 559 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,000 Don't worry. 560 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,767 I'll get it back. 561 00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:52,900 Sid. - What? 562 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,367 - Where's Gladys? - She's gone. 563 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:55,133 Oh, great. 564 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:56,200 Where does she live? 565 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,500 - 29 Cornwall Terrace. - Right. 566 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,567 But wait a minute. 567 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,567 If I know her, she'll be in the boozer. 568 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:02,600 Finished. 569 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:03,700 Good. 570 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,767 Now you be more careful next time. 571 00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:06,933 Here are your drinks. - Cheers. 572 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,000 Cheers. 573 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,833 Oy, I shall have to go. 574 00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:15,233 Ta-ta Lil, see you. - Cheerio, Gladys. 575 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,033 - Ta ta, boys. - Goodnight, Gladys. 576 00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:17,967 Hello, Gladys. 577 00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,367 Oh, Gladys! 578 00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:20,100 Mr. Brown? 579 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,367 Where is it? 580 00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:22,367 Where's what? 581 00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:23,800 The coat you bought. I need it back. 582 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:24,733 It's Miss Courtney's. 583 00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,467 The coat? 584 00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:27,733 Oh, well, I've sold it? 585 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:28,633 Sold it? 586 00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:30,067 Who to? 587 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:31,800 Lil, behind the bar. 588 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:33,000 Excuse me. 589 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,067 Yes, sir. 590 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:35,000 What do you want? 591 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,533 A lady's coat. 592 00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:39,300 This may come as a shock to you, sir, 593 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,033 but this is a pub, not a boutique. 594 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,233 No, I mean the coat Gladys sold you. 595 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,033 I must have it back. 596 00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:49,267 A bit kinky, are you? 597 00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:50,267 Pardon? 598 00:21:50,367 --> 00:21:51,767 I've heard about fellows like you, 599 00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:53,067 dressing up in women's clothes. 600 00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:54,567 I don't wear it. 601 00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:55,400 It's our school principal's. 602 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,900 I sold it to Gladys by mistake. 603 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,500 Oh. 604 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,233 Oh, all right. 605 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:01,367 I'll go and get it. 606 00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:02,300 Thanks. 607 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,233 Hello boss. 608 00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,667 What are you doing? 609 00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:07,667 It's a long story. 610 00:22:07,767 --> 00:22:08,900 Here you are. 611 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,867 Oh, thank you. 612 00:22:09,967 --> 00:22:12,233 And here's your five pounds. 613 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,000 10. 614 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,000 Pardon. 615 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,100 I bought it for 10. 616 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,667 Oh, great. 617 00:22:17,767 --> 00:22:19,200 10. 618 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:20,433 Ta. 619 00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:22,067 Hey, you want a drink, professore? 620 00:22:22,167 --> 00:22:23,433 No, Max, no time. 621 00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:24,800 I've got to get this coat back to Miss Courtney. 622 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:49,100 Come and kiss the most beautiful girl in France. 623 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,533 5p, one kiss 10p, two kiss. 624 00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:58,833 15p, oooh! 625 00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:00,767 on the jumble stand. 626 00:23:00,867 --> 00:23:02,400 - Jolly good. - And be quick. 627 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,933 Oh, we might sell a few before the official opening. 628 00:23:05,033 --> 00:23:06,033 Hello, boss. 629 00:23:06,133 --> 00:23:07,933 Oh, Max, where's Arthur Mullard? 630 00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:09,200 Well it's like this, boss. 631 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:12,200 I-- maybe he's had an accident. 632 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,033 - Tell him, Maxy. - What's down here? 633 00:23:14,133 --> 00:23:15,400 Tell me what? 634 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,567 Well, down in the basement, we have a gymnasium. 635 00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:18,933 Very nice. 636 00:23:19,033 --> 00:23:20,467 Oh, Mr. Brown. 637 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,133 This is Mr. Brown, our English teacher. 638 00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:24,367 How do you do? 639 00:23:24,467 --> 00:23:25,967 And you know Max, of course. 640 00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:26,900 Yes. 641 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,467 Very good of you to come. 642 00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:31,433 Well it's all in a good cause, and I couldn't let a mate down, 643 00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:32,333 could I? 644 00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:38,533 I told you he was a friend of mine. 645 00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:39,600 Well, come along now. 646 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:41,133 It's time we opened the fete. 647 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:43,733 Oh, Mr. Papandrious, I wonder if you would be awfully kind 648 00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,033 and get my coat for me. 649 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,467 I think it's hanging on a rail in the office. 650 00:23:47,567 --> 00:23:48,633 Oh, no! 651 00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:49,867 Now what's the matter? 652 00:23:49,967 --> 00:23:50,767 It doesn't matter. 653 00:23:50,867 --> 00:23:51,700 See you at the fete.